Which is why I brought in two of my favorite fashion bloggers EVAH to do the talkin’ about Fall Fashion and how to rock the season like a really RAD person. I love the Awkward Girls cuz of their unique style their fun, creative, and unexpected ways of pairing things together, and because beyond the clothes – these.girls.are.HILARIOUS! Hilarious, people. I kid you not. Check out their fabulous tips below on how to nail the Fall Fashion season! Hello G.B.O. readers! We’re Lauren and Madison, aka Awkward Girls. As Shannon’s lovers and friends, we are so excited to share some Fall style tips with you guys! Fall has to be our favorite season. Thanksgiving, leaves changing colors, layering with chunky sweaters, not having to shave our legs…. Need we say more? Here are a few guidelines we like to follow while dressing for the season: Layer Layer Layer Did…
The Weekly Woots & Woofs!
WOOTS! Husband’s work had a Gala at a beautiful winery over the weekend. And I ate every last bite of that dessert. Duhhhh. Dressing up to play with one of our dearest friends who came into town. Woot Woot! Nude Pumps and Pencil Skirts: Both Woots as far as I’m concerned. Cute clothes that are also cheap. What’s not to WOOT about there? That time when I was in a real ornery-bear-cub type of mood and husband said ‘Why don’t you go get your nails done sweetie – my treat.’ And did my mood instantly perk right up? That’s for ME and ME ALONE to know! MmmmBut yes – yes it did. Mood fixed. Thanks husband! And HIM – biggest freaking WOOT of my life. Obviiiiiiii. (K but seriously guys – you don’t even know – I seriously married one of the most wonderful human beings this world has…
Cool | Not Cool
Cool: having a husband that you’re obsessed with. Not Cool: having a husband that goes out of town for two days this week, and FOUR DAYS next week! What the butt?! Send the casseroles people. Cookie casseroles, preferably. Thanks. Cool: G-chat. Not cool: that woof-triple-woof moment when one of your superiors at work catches you G-chatting your face off, and then makes fun of you for getting caught. AWK-to-the-WARD. Cool: 2nd grade. Not cool: when most of the questions you have on the regs remind you of things you probably learned in 2nd grade, and while you DO recollect passing, you can’t seem to remember a single friggin thing that went on in there! Do I capitalize the seasons, or not? How many weeks in a year again? ‘I before E, except after…what, again? D? B? Pee? They ALL rhyme people! (K i’m not really THAT big of an idiot….
Ankle Boots or Heels?
ANKLE BOOTS? (Or does my smile look a little bit like a stroke victim in this pic? Mmmyep. Awesome.) (Um, one of these days should I grow up and invest in a REAL leather jacket maybe? Yes. The answer is Yes. Until then, Pleather? Meet your friend Elastic Waist Band. We shall all be friends.) (Why did I cut my head off in all these pics, you ask? Oh, maybe it’s just because I had a disease on the day these pictures were taken called fuglyfaceitis. Yeah – it’s when your face looks really really fugly even though you’re trying to make it look normal and half-way decent. It’s an awful disease to contract people. You should probably feel really sorry for me and bring me a casserole or something. Wait – no casserole. If I’m gonna waste the calories it’s gonna be on cookies. Bring cookies. Thanks.) OR HEELS? (Another pic…
MATCHY MATCHY
Yep. I’m obnoxious. The truth is, I sort of love each of these items individually. I LOVE this sweater from H&M. It was $24.99, which is kind of a lot for this Chelsea-Cheap-Skate. BUT, it is soooooooo soft and sooooooooo cozy and such a great color and so right now, and mostly I figured that I would DIE – literally DIE – if I did not have it! So naturally, to avoid that, I brought it home with me. I mean, I BOUGHT it people – not like ‘I brought it home with me’ crumpled up in my purse, free of charge, Lindsay Lohan style. Turns out I’ve set a general rule for myself to avoid all things ‘Lindsay Lohanish’, ok? I mean, no offense to Lindsay. I’m sure she’s a lovely girl and all. Mmmmmk – this is getting awkward. In case you’re still listening reading, I also love…





