The truth is: white jeans make me nervous. Correction: white anything makes me nervous. What if I spill something? What if someone makes me laugh real real hard and I pee my pants while I’m wearing WHITE jeans? What if they end up adding 10 lbs to my anus and I walk around looking like a Two-Ton-Tilly Fatty-Fat-Francis? Apparently those were all risks I was willing to take, cuz HERE BE MY WHITE COLORED JEANS! (you only live once, right? Bring on that fat anus! Cuz I don’t even curr anymore!) (sorry for saying anus. twice.) Blazer: Nordstrom Rack| Striped Shirt: Walmart (yep)| Colored Jeans: Wet Seal| Platform Heels: Target ($8)| Clutch: Thrifted| Necklace: F.21| Belt: H&M| Watch: Nordstrom| Bracelets: F.21 & Walmart (yep) Now would you like to see how some other peeps rocked the Colored Jeans look? I knew you would! Lovely Alicia, also braving the white colored jeans, &…
MATING SEASON: Nerd Glasses & Polka Dots
I’m sorry that I said mating season. It wasn’t really necessary, was it? And yet somehow I get these urges… to say things like mating season… and then I can’t seem to keep myself from doing it despite my better judgment. Woops. But in all seriousness though, just think about this for a second: IF, hypothetically speaking, Nerd Glasses & Polka Dots WERE to in fact…well, MATE… what would be the outcome? I’m picturing beautiful offspring of POLKA DOTTED NERD GLASSES? Right guys? Right? Am I right? And is anybody mad about that? Anyone? Cuz I’m not! I for one, am NOT even mad about that. So I say: MATE AWAY little Nerd Glasses & Polka Dots! And then let me know where I can buy those polka dotted offsprings of yurrs at a decent price, mmmmmmk? (this has just gotten stupid. and offensive. and unholy. and I apologize. and…
MENSWEAR MONDAY
We’re at it again with Menswear Monday. Today we feature Scotty Christofferson – a gentleman, a scholar, and a friend whose Mansembles have never failed to impress me. Mansemble #1: nothing short of good solid everyday wear, which can be modified for all you dudes who fall into the ‘i hate anything that looks remotely trendy’ category. Denim button-up shirts = totally manly. Olive green jeans = mountain man, with style…now how often do you see those two phrases in the same sentence? And yet it’s possible boys. Mansemble #2: makes me want to take a vacay to the New England coast… or just to have summer officially be here! Denim Button-up: GAP, Green Jeans: GAP, Shoes: Sperry’s (via Dillards), Belt: thrifted (AE), Watch: Fossil (via Nordstrom) Shirt: Target, Shorts: J. Crew, Shoes: Banana Republic, Watch: Fossil (via Nordstrom) Aaaaaaaaaand sometimes THIS happens. (Are you seeing this? DANG GINA! That’s…
Our First Home
We made it to California! Forgive me for my melodramatic surplus of sappiness, but I had to post one last little ode to where life began with the boy of my dreams. Here’s to memories from our first home… And here’s to new adventures in sunny San Francisco! WOOT WOOT!
The Weekly WOOTS & WOOFS!
WOOTS! Meeting THIS cute girl – adorable blogger Gentri Lee! Turns out she is as cool as her blog is – which is impressive. Being featured on THIS cutie blog today! She posts adorable clothes, shoes, & accessories, ALL for under $30! Right up this cheap skate’s alley (that cheap skate being ME, of course). Check her out! Attending my babelicious co-worker’s college graduation. Congrats Lauren Beth! Love your guts. Getting to hang out this weekend with these two (my gorgeous momma & sissy)… And these two (my adorable nieces). Going to church, especially with them, is always a WOOT! Pleats & ballet flats are always a WOOT! Shopping at Targhetto (& ‘Returning Garments to Fitting Room Attendants’, as the super cool sign in this pic requests) is always a WOOT! And hangin’ with HIM, especially when there’s a small adorable child on his shoulders, is always a WOOT… Including…
