WOOTS House sitting and remembering that I’m a dog lover. Especially this dog. Holding hands with this boy. Giant WOOT. Family outings! Woot Woot! Goof ball brother-in-law coming home for the weekend. He’s cray cray. Husband on camera duty. Judging by these pics this might actually go in the WOOFS category? Oh hello West Elm… aaaaaand random picture of my… necklace? Not meant to be a boob shot. Muh bad. Cutie Aunt and Uncle rolling up for Sunday din-din in their fly-ride and chic-as-death Tom Ford & Persol sunglasses. They’re as cool as they look people. Must be nice. Comfort food and flowers from perfect Husband. Exponential WOOTage. And HIM – biggest WOOT of my life. Seriously if I loved this boy anymore I think I would explode. So watch out urrrybody. WOOFS Weight-lifting hands. WOOF. Think it’s time I invest in some gloves? Maybs? And then eating…
That awkward moment when…
the Fourth of July was on a Wednesday. A WEDNESDAY! Like, fo real? Whose decision was that? And can they help me understand how they thought it would be a good idea to hold a holiday in the middle of the week and then force everyone to go BACK to WORK today? I feel awkward about that. Or maybe upset is a more accurate word. Mostly I think the Fourth of July should feel like it lasted for more than 5 minutes. The end. Ok, or should I stop complaining and be grateful for the time we DID have? Fine. Here’s our Fourth of July recap. What did YOU do? Half Moon Bay with the fam-dam. Or is he gonna kill me when he sees that I posted this pic? Mmmyeah. That might happen. Ok so it was a little bit chilly at the bay yesterday. We were…
The Weekly WOOTS & WOOFS
Happy Fourth of July! In honor of the Fourth, I’ll be sharing only WOOFS today. Cuz let’s be serious: Woots are nice, but Woofs are hilarious. And hilarious always wins. WOOFS: And then there was that time when THIS happened… Also this… -Yeah, that there be my sister in her Wilderness Class. Yeah, you heard me right – her WILDERNESS CLASS. Apparently they have those now in college edumacations. I’m not even mad, cuz get a load of these pictures! Woof-triple-Woof. -When the ‘Transvaginal Mesh Failure Warning’ commercial comes on…mostly because do they have to say the word ‘transvaginal’? Are there creepier words than THAT? And what the deuce IS ‘transvaginal mesh’ anyway? and what attorney wants to take on THAT case? I apologize for posting this. –that awkward moment when I hear the word ‘popcorn’ on TV, and suddenly popcorn sounds real reeeeeeeeeeal good right ’bout now….
The Weekly Woots & Woofs
WOOTS Trying on clothes which I then proceed to lust over, & getting a pedicure. Big Wootie-Woot-Woots in my book. These girls: HUUUUUGE Woot. Her pretty face and delish fro yo (a.k.a. frozen yogurt, for the ill-informed) Oh don’t worry – more fro yo. And who would I be if I didn’t eat Cafe Rio while waiting to catch my plane when it was available to me? Good thing I’m smart and knew what to do. Favorite father-in-law’s birthday, and my fave flave of Vitamin water went on sale! Woot Woot! Husbands and Mommas: the biggest WOOTS of all. WOOFS: -Not getting to see even a fraction of the peeps we WISH we could have whilst visiting the UT last week. -one of my nostrils is dripping and the other one is as stuffed as a 12-year-old prepubescent girl’s training bra. NOT.COOL. -Wearing the worst underwear possible on…
The Weekly Woots & Woofs (and a Giveaway Winner!)
WOOTS: Winning Giveaways! Check HERE to see if it was you! (But Don’t forget: ALL GBO Fashion readers get 10% off their purchase with the code SCARF101 til’ the end of the week! Go get your goods!) (Attending friend’s weddings in our old stomping ground… …and finally getting a pedicure for said event. Reuniting with fave co-workers & the house that became our first ‘home’. Baby brother-in-law’s high school graduation. (sweet red eye eh? ^) He is always a giant WOOT. Aviators and polka dots: Woot Woot! Hangin’ with our grandparents. They’re adorable. Sexy menswear as his Father’s Day present (he wasn’t even mad). Late night Walmart runs: WOOT WOOT! WOOFS: Swimsuit season is upon us… and I’ve been eating like this…. and like this… and like this (HBO’s in MASS quantities = yikes!) TRIPLE.WOOF. Woof: Coveting J.Crew, as usual… and Banana Republic Menswear. Coveting Coveting Coveting. WOOF. WOOF. WOOF….
