Sometimes, you just wanna look like a rockstar…

Cuz well, rockstars are hot. Duh.

That’s why I called in this guy to show us how it’s done for Menswear Monday today. Turns out he actually IS a rockstar. Yep. That’s right peeps. This be my baby bro. You may recall him from this post a few weeks back.

He is also a legitimate rockstar. You can download his band’s album for free here (and it’s awesome, so you’re probs gonna wanna actually do that). Or you can pre-order his other band’s album here.

(side note: check out song #3 entitled ‘Nostalgia‘ on Roak’s album (first link) and feast your ears on THAT musical masterpiece. It will blow your mind people. Surrrriously.)

He also be one fly cat with a killer fashion sense and an omnipresent ‘YOLO’ attitude (‘you only live once’), which leads him to shamelessly wear some pretty bad-A looks.  (sorry for saying bad-A. It won for accuracy.).

 

So based on these pics of baby brother,

let’s make some broad & stereo-typical but perhaps mostly accurate conjectures about what it means to ‘dress like a rockstar’, shall we?

Rockstars wear rings. And so do pirates. And no one hates a rockstar OR a pirate, so I think we’re on to something here.

Rockstars wear sunglasses. Cool-looking ones. Not to be confused with ‘not-cool-looking ones’, ok guys?

Rockstars wear bandanas. A lot. Pretty sure my bro rocks a bandana almost every day of his life right now.

Rockstars make looking unkempt and unshorn and scruffy and greazzy seem like that’s the fastest way to have all your dreams come true and all the ladies wanting you to put a ring on it. Whether this is accurate may be contingent on actually BEING a rockstar, but others are welcome to take a stab at it and see how they fare.

Shirt: Esprit Outlet | Pants: Levi Strauss | Tie: Pada Murre (purchased in Romania) | Shoes:  Target | Belt: Kenneth Cole Reaction | Watch: Van Heussen| Ring: purchased in Romania |  Faux Raybans: Amazon.com

Shirt: Esprit Outlet | Jeans: Levi Strauss via UO | Shoes: Vans | Belt: Levi’s | Rings: Romania & Dragonfly in Boise, ID | Bandana: Fred Meyer (haha) | Faux Raybans: Amazon.com

K but seriously, isn’t he cute?

 

Thanks bro for teaching us how to dress like we do in our rockstar dreams!

 

Don’t forget to enter the GIVEAWAY if you haven’t yet! Tomorrow is the last day to enter. FOUR WINNERS people! Doooooo it.

 

Have a Mud-bath Monday!