Happy Fourth of July! In honor of the Fourth, I’ll be sharing only WOOFS today. Cuz let’s be serious: Woots are nice, but Woofs are hilarious. And hilarious always wins. WOOFS: And then there was that time when THIS happened… Also this… -Yeah, that there be my sister in her Wilderness Class. Yeah, you heard me right – her WILDERNESS CLASS. Apparently they have those now in college edumacations. I’m not even mad, cuz get a load of these pictures! Woof-triple-Woof. -When the ‘Transvaginal Mesh Failure Warning’ commercial comes on…mostly because do they have to say the word ‘transvaginal’? Are there creepier words than THAT? And what the deuce IS ‘transvaginal mesh’ anyway? and what attorney wants to take on THAT case? I apologize for posting this. –that awkward moment when I hear the word ‘popcorn’ on TV, and suddenly popcorn sounds real reeeeeeeeeeal good right ’bout now….
The Weekly Woots & Woofs
WOOTS Trying on clothes which I then proceed to lust over, & getting a pedicure. Big Wootie-Woot-Woots in my book. These girls: HUUUUUGE Woot. Her pretty face and delish fro yo (a.k.a. frozen yogurt, for the ill-informed) Oh don’t worry – more fro yo. And who would I be if I didn’t eat Cafe Rio while waiting to catch my plane when it was available to me? Good thing I’m smart and knew what to do. Favorite father-in-law’s birthday, and my fave flave of Vitamin water went on sale! Woot Woot! Husbands and Mommas: the biggest WOOTS of all. WOOFS: -Not getting to see even a fraction of the peeps we WISH we could have whilst visiting the UT last week. -one of my nostrils is dripping and the other one is as stuffed as a 12-year-old prepubescent girl’s training bra. NOT.COOL. -Wearing the worst underwear possible on…
The Weekly Woots & Woofs (and a Giveaway Winner!)
WOOTS: Winning Giveaways! Check HERE to see if it was you! (But Don’t forget: ALL GBO Fashion readers get 10% off their purchase with the code SCARF101 til’ the end of the week! Go get your goods!) (Attending friend’s weddings in our old stomping ground… …and finally getting a pedicure for said event. Reuniting with fave co-workers & the house that became our first ‘home’. Baby brother-in-law’s high school graduation. (sweet red eye eh? ^) He is always a giant WOOT. Aviators and polka dots: Woot Woot! Hangin’ with our grandparents. They’re adorable. Sexy menswear as his Father’s Day present (he wasn’t even mad). Late night Walmart runs: WOOT WOOT! WOOFS: Swimsuit season is upon us… and I’ve been eating like this…. and like this… and like this (HBO’s in MASS quantities = yikes!) TRIPLE.WOOF. Woof: Coveting J.Crew, as usual… and Banana Republic Menswear. Coveting Coveting Coveting. WOOF. WOOF. WOOF….
The Weekly WOOTS & WOOFS (kinda)
WOOT: That time when I said that there would be a GIVEAWAY on GBO Fashion today! WOOF: That time when the GIVEAWAY got pushed to TOMORROW… Turns out I’m a jerk and wanted to keep you in suspense for ONE…MORE…DAY. So how bout we just covet this scarf some more, mmmmmmk? And how bout’ we talk about all the OTHER Adorable things you could purchase from our Giveaway Sponsor My Cents of Style when you WIN tomorrow’s GIVEAWAY: It ain’t just scarves people. This little shop is full of adorable, covet-worthy items, and they all fall into that five-letter-word-category that I love so much: CHEAP! (as in inexpensive – not to be confused with ghetto. Duh.) And how bout we talk about some of the reasons why summer scarves are the bomb.com: a) cuz they’re totally your ally on days when you feeling like wearing all black but also feel…
The Weekly Woots & Woofs
WOOTS Giants Game on Saturday…& we won! Woot Woot! This is the face he makes ^^ when someone so much as mentions IN-N-OUT. WOOFS Trying to do THIS… After doing THAT. (in case you were wondering, that’s not a hot dog I’m pounding right thurr. That be a 12 inch Bratwurst people! And you better believe I ate the whole.dang.thing. I hope you’re mentally applauding me right now.) Worst WOOF of all: Missing HIM real bad while he’s away on business all this week (*sniff!) Happy Wednesday! And may your week be filled with way more WOOTS than WOOFS.