Leopard & Stripes

That time when I just had nothing to say.

Except that if there was a Presidential candidate who could promise me he was going to invent a line of adorable heels that felt like I was wearing flats, I would first pee my pants and second, vote for that guy (or girl?) no more questions asked. Also, I know we’ve come a long way with women’s rights and equality between the sexes and all, but someone tell me why my husband’s underwear is still WAY more comfortable than mine? Where’s the fairness in that? Also, the truth is that if I could make a robot vicariously do all the things for me that I was supposed to do but never ever felt like doing, one of them would be showering. Yep. I said it. The end.

Faux leather jacket: Thrifted | Striped shirt: H&M | Olive skinnies: thrifted | Leopard flats: Target | Purse: F.21

 

I may or may not love leopard & stripes. And Ashley for taking these delightful foe-toes. I heart her a creepy amount, considering that we met for the first time on Saturday. But hey – when ya know ya know!

Umm, hello?! Are you seeing those nasty beat up red feet of mine ^? HEELS people! Heels are to blame for that ish. Currrrse them for being my favorite. (and by that I mean curse my 5 feet barely 3 inches.)

What the awkward thing with my teeth in that pic up there ^? There’s just no way of knowing why or how that happened.

 

Have a ‘Think we’ll ever have a President who can produce those comfortable heels I was talkin’ about?’ Thursday!

Thanks for reading!